women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been 
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and 
walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were 
very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business 
behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe 
with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her 
friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to
 ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath
 that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After 
finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's 
husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out 
have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." 
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card 
stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the 
Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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