Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Men and What they actually mean!! #Lollypolly

10. I think of you as a sister

(You're ugly)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages

(You're ugly)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way

(You're ugly)

7. My life is too complicated right now.

(You're ugly)

6. I've got a girlfriend

(You're ugly)

5. I don't date women where I work

(You're ugly)

4. It's not you, it's me

(You're ugly)

3. I'm concentrating on my career

(You're ugly)

2. I'm celibate

(You're ugly)

.....and the
#1 rejection line given by men

(and what it actually means)

1. Let's be Friends

(You're SINFULLY ugly!)

A Diplomatic Situation of Wife for Window Loster!!

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hang the wash outside. That laundry is not very clean, she said, she doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap. Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments. About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: "Look! She has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this." The husband said: "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows!" And so it is with life: "What we see when watching others depends on the purity of the window through which we look. Before we give any criticism, it might be a good idea to check our state of mind and ask ourselves if we are ready to see the good rather than to be looking for something in the person we are about to judge. "

The Best Way to Propose Your Girl friend or Boy friend.

When I saw your name next to mine, In our wedding card, I felt blessed. When I saw you smile, Seeing me in traditional bride groom dress, I felt teased. When I held your hand, During the marriage rituals, I felt responsible. When you entered my lonely bachelor life, And changed it into a heavenly abode, I felt lucky. When you showed the same love as I did, Towa rds my parents, I felt proud. When you scolded me, For neglecting my health amidst my hectic work, I felt pampered. When I saw tears of happiness in your eyes, As you looked at our kid, I felt blessed once again. All these feelings have bloomed in my heart, But are yet to blossom in reality. As these are feelings I long to feel, For these are still unfelt. WILL YOU MARRY ME??

Had real fun at girls night out with friends

women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

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